Camping?

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I have never been camping in my life. Something about the fact that there are lots of bugs and at any point a bear could eat my face off…. Just sounds a little iffy to me.

This weekend my four best friends and I decided to try and venture into the wilderness. Figured better have one last big outing before we go to college.

Turns out everyone else in the state had a similar idea.

Unfortunately all the places were first come first served.

SO we jammed packed the car and crossed our fingers.

Well the universe was not on our side.

No spots. Checked every camp site within a 3 hour radius.

NOTHING!

We call it off… it was time to go home…

Turns out there was a lethal accident on the freaking highway!!!!! Stopped traffic for hours.

We decide we are gonna be here for an eternity so we find some back roads……….

DEAD END!!! So we climb the mountain with a freaking drop off on the side… Even though it was pitch dark by this time it was still as terrifying.

5 teenagers and an overloaded vehicle going up an extreme grade.

We finally made it home after 9 hours of basically just a detour back home….

I’d say camping is not for me.

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Sarspasm #3

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My Tina Buddha app said that I should try eating food without any distractions and just taste it. 

First of all I do not know why I found that so creepy.

Second of all I think that, that is a terrifying idea because for one I do not taste my food most the time I just shove it in my face like a vacuum because to be honest most the time I don’t even want to know what I am eating!

That’s why I fucking love McDonalds!

Most everything we put in our mouths tastes pretty nasty anyways especially if you eat healthy..

Just admit it to yourself it’s ok.

We mostly enjoy the textures of our food, which sounds just disgusting. 

Smooth, or crunchy, or gooey!

Maybe that is why my diet is mostly sugar?

Ya lets go with that. 

 

Vibe Ghosts

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I think it is actually quite amazing how we can tell how a persons mood changes by just their voice inflictions…
Or if you know the person very well almost the tone even if it is so slight…
It’s really fascinating.
I personally think it is possible to figure out someone’s mood by the vibes they give off, like when you walk in a room and when you can almost feel the vibes drop and become bad or the complete opposite! Maybe it is just all in our mind or there are little vibe ghosts bouncing off the walls all the time…
The world may never know…

My angry advice on self image

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Ok lets just get this straight!

You are not over emotional if you have feelings

You are over emotional if you let those feelings control you.

All the emotions that we have are just beautiful and poetic nothing more it is the poetry of the world.

Even in your darkest hour no matter how anger or hurt or happy or crazy you feel it is perfect because we all are.

When people vent to me and they say oh my poor life I am ugly blah blah blah

I always look at them and say

“What the fuck makes you think that?”

And they always say something about how people always tell them that

But why does it matter what others say?

You are the one living with yourself 24/7 you choose who you are and who you want to be.

Mirrors do not show you everything they are only contorted images of ourselves!

Look in the mirror and tell yourself who you want to be because that is most likely already who you are!

God dammit people!

You are killing me!

Sarspasm #2…. kinda

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So I am starting with a new band and they wanted me to pick 10 songs for us to practice.. all covers.. so that people in the audience will be able to recognize it.. I found myself puzzled with trying to pick a popular song that I enjoy…

Fucking hipster.

But in other news!

So basically I had a 40% off coupon at Hobby Lobby and decided what better to get than a mother fucking awesome “sir” pen as I like to call it..

Some call it a fountain pen or an old man’s pen but those people would be dead wrong.

Now I have to be considered a sir!

There are other fancy people other than those with handle bar mustaches!!

On other news my hamster is dying.. or as autocorrect corrected me “dieting”.

About a year and a half ago I named him Thor cause he is blonde and had a bit of a brown racing strip which of course made me think of Thunder.

He is a cute mo fo.

May we wish him peace in his last hours.